He even looks like a plump, jolly, Mid-West Blue Collar TV fan.
Jesus is a WASP American from the deep south, with long kinky hair like
all the rest of the popular icons from the south, like the Allman Brothers.
In fact, here he is endorsing the Allman Brothers for a coveted backstage pass:
While most believe he's white, and some argue he's black, everyone in America at least agrees that Jesus,
descendant of Arimatheans and born in Jerusalem, is by no means Middle Eastern.
In fact, he HATES the Middle East and all the people in it, rooting for
America to win all its wars and occupations in the region. Just ask any of his true
descendants; white guys in suits from Republican states.
The Christian God naturalized in 1840, when he invented Manifest Destiny. He currently enjoys
beating the crap out of gays, blacks, and the fat foreign exchange student. What, you
thought all those Catholic school children learned this behavior on their own?
Anyway, try finding another American with this kind of historical pull.